“We’ve been working overtime in The Lab, and even summoned some analysis from The War Room to deliver this exclusive”
“The horrible service we deliver allows us to keep the handling fee for printing out your own ticket under $10"
Foxtel subscribers will now have the option to mute Basil Zempilas commentary during any AFL game he broadcasts.
"It turns out that spamming viewers with a Live Ladder every two minutes and blocking out a chunk of the screen takes it to a whole new level"
"We had a couple of 50/50 calls go against us early in the second quarter. If they’re called our way, who knows?"
“After the final siren sounds, I’m able to leisurely waltz out of there feeling recharged and ready to pretend football doesn’t exist for another week"