"We had a couple of 50/50 calls go against us early in the second quarter. If they’re called our way, who knows?"
“After the final siren sounds, I’m able to leisurely waltz out of there feeling recharged and ready to pretend football doesn’t exist for another week"
“Toughen up and play a real sport mate, soccer is for soft pansy wankers”
“The sport is football. Real fans know them as the Footballroos”
“As you can see in the replay, Jeremy is just trying to compete in a marking contest, when Harris Andrews, who isn’t even facing the ball, headbutts him right in the elbow”
“It’s like I’m an extra on Home and Away and they’re all Robert De Niro”