Witnesses told Seems Legit that he disappeared after about half an hour of drilling with it still being completely unclear what he had achieved.
“The average Australian consumes 14 Zooper Doopers per day. We know those numbers are skewed a bit by one bloke called Ron, but it still highlights the kind of waste that can accumulate over a summer"
“Yeah, there’s really not much to do when it gets cleaned every day so we do like to mess with them a bit”
“Not that it’s true…if anything, driving an Audi proves you have an enormous penis"
A recent study has found that tailgating can get you to work more than a full second faster than driving normally.
A TAFE student of Irish ancestry has taken exception to the mispronunciation of her name during a lecturer’s roll call, it has emerged.