A TAFE student of Irish ancestry has taken exception to the mispronunciation of her name during a lecturer’s roll call, it has emerged.
Witnesses told Seems Legit that he then made a series of awkward screaming noises as he attempted to cool the food with his breath while it was still in his open mouth.
“He’s really proud of how he’s protected Australia from the dangerous children who pose such a threat to our way of life”
"That's really showed us how barbaric we were in supporting someone who is non-violently protesting against innocent African Americans being killed by police"
“She must have started working around here, I reckon I see her two or three times a week now”
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