“As you know, because it was opposite day, I meant the opposite of everything I said, so clearly I meant that ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia’ not would”
Witnesses told Seems Legit that he then made a series of awkward screaming noises as he attempted to cool the food with his breath while it was still in his open mouth.
“I’ve seen other people be so cavalier with their USB drives, and they never seem to have any problems”
“Like anyone, thieves need income, so my client scouted out some opportunities for work in the area”
“It’s a little disappointing he hasn’t found a way to blame the issues on Labor yet, but we’re confident his best work is still to come”
A very busy and important manager for an architectural agency, has recently begun using the term ‘A-sap’ when making an urgent request.