Monday, March 23, 2026
Toilets Closed For Cleaning

2 Office Cleaners Somehow Close Off Toilets On All 3 Floors At Once

“Yeah, there’s really not much to do when it gets cleaned every day so we do like to mess with them a bit”
Boeing CEO

Despite Malfunctions, Boeing Announces Faulty CEO Will Continue Operating Until Year’s End

“Look, I’m not really involved in the plane side of the business"
Drilling Noise

Tradie Seems Pretty Unconcerned By Drilling Noise In Busy Office

Witnesses told Seems Legit that he disappeared after about half an hour of drilling with it still being completely unclear what he had achieved.

Lifetime Of Carbo-loading Prepares Accountant For Charity Run

Excessive consumption of high-carbohydrate foods is the perfect preparation for a half-marathon, it has been confirmed.

Woman Fails To Carry Full Carload Of Groceries To The Kitchen In One Trip

It appears that father time is finally catching up with 33-year-old, Melanie, after an unsuccessful attempt to bring in all of her shopping with a single effort.
School Leaver

‘This Is My 12th Beer’ Says School Leaver On His 3rd Beer

"Beer's just like water to me these days, it barely touches me"