Sunday, February 15, 2026
Extras

‘Extras’ Being Groomed To Take Over As England’s Test Captain

Following a highly embarrassing 4-0 loss to Australia in The Ashes, pressure is mounting on Joe Root to step down as England's Test captain. 
Ticketek Apologises

Ticketek Apologises In Advance For Issues Buying Grand Final Tickets

“The horrible service we deliver allows us to keep the handling fee for printing out your own ticket under $10"
AFL Live Ladder

Channel 7 Shows AFL Live Ladder After First Point Scored

"It turns out that spamming viewers with a Live Ladder every two minutes and blocking out a chunk of the screen takes it to a whole new level"
Test Match Board Game

Remainder Of Ashes To Be Decided By Test Match Board Game If Rain Persists

"We're confident it will still be a very exciting contest" said a spokesperson for the English Cricket Board.
Alastair Clarkson Gillon McLachlan Coffee

Clarko Meets Gil For Coffee After Only Getting Eight 50m Penalties Against Port

“The umpires have to realise it’s a critical part of how we move the ball forward”
Marnus Lasagne

Lasagne Adopted As Australia’s National Dish In Tribute To Marnus

After another delicious display from Marnus Labuschagne in the third Ashes test, Australia has officially made lasagne our national dish to honour the great man.