“The horrible service we deliver allows us to keep the handling fee for printing out your own ticket under $10"
The AFL is standing by goal review official, Ray Charles, who is believed to have made the highly criticised call of ‘behind’ during Richmond’s win over St Kilda
“We’ve been working overtime in The Lab, and even summoned some analysis from The War Room to deliver this exclusive”
“The umpires have to realise it’s a critical part of how we move the ball forward”
“Everyone knows that Jack bloody hates cocaine, even if he does happen to enjoy the smell of the stuff”
“It’s like I’m an extra on Home and Away and they’re all Robert De Niro”