Tradie Seems Pretty Unconcerned By Drilling Noise In Busy Office
Witnesses told Seems Legit that he disappeared after about half an hour of drilling with it still being completely unclear what he had achieved.
6 Billion Zooper Dooper Litres Wasted Due To Inefficient Cutting
“The average Australian consumes 14 Zooper Doopers per day. We know those numbers are skewed a bit by one bloke called Ron, but it still highlights the kind of waste that can accumulate over a summer"
Cows Who Humans Eat And Wear The Skin Of Blamed For Climate Change
A report has revealed that cows are now being blamed for the climate change that is destroying our planet, due to the methane gas they release.
St Joseph’s Boys Accidentally Receive New Kidneys Despite Having Two Already
Following reports that 163 St Joseph’s Students mistakenly received the highly scarce Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, it’s been revealed that several of the boys were also given new kidneys.
Turnbull Slams Vaccine Rollout As Biggest Failure Since His Own NBN Rollout
Former Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull has labelled Scott Morrison’s Covid-19 vaccine rollout an “incredible failure”.
Peter Dutton’s ‘I Stopped These’ Trophy Even More Disturbing Than PM’s
“He’s really proud of how he’s protected Australia from the dangerous children who pose such a threat to our way of life”