Friday, August 29, 2025
Drilling Noise

Tradie Seems Pretty Unconcerned By Drilling Noise In Busy Office

Witnesses told Seems Legit that he disappeared after about half an hour of drilling with it still being completely unclear what he had achieved.
Game Of Thrones

Foxtel Confident People On Second Free Trial For Game Of Thrones Will End Up...

Foxtel's data indicates that more than 30 million Australians have subscribed to the service in the last three weeks.
Ned Stark

Sportsbet Regrets Paying Out Early On Ned Stark To Sit On Iron Throne

“Look we may have gone a bit soon on that one”
Biggest Morning Tea

‘You’re Welcome Kids’ Says Man Who Donated $2.35 To Biggest Morning Tea Fundraiser

“Cop that cancer” he was also heard saying while dumping his shrapnel collection into a donation bucket.
George R.R. Martin

George R.R. Martin Spotted Umpiring At Wimbledon To Avoid Writing The Winds Of Winter

“He’ll literally do anything to avoid writing the book, and he’s got so much pull around the world that he can make his ridiculous excuses a reality"
Exercise To Feel Good

Guy Doing Exercise To Feel Good Is Sore And Tired Every Day

“Just gotta re-train the muscles into getting used to the workout before it gets easier…well that’s what Gunter, my PT says anyway”.