Woman Fails To Carry Full Carload Of Groceries To The Kitchen In One Trip

It appears that father time is finally catching up with 33-year-old, Melanie, after an unsuccessful attempt to bring in all of her shopping with a single effort.

“This has never happened to me before” said the clearly distraught woman.

“I dislocated my shoulder carrying everything the day they did dollar watermelons, but I still pushed through to avoid an inefficient second journey”.

Seems Legit has been informed that the combined weight of the groceries spread across thirteen shopping bags, came in at 19.2kg, which is well within her usual capabilities.

“The guy at the checkout is to blame if you ask me” said her supportive boyfriend.

“He didn’t double bag the buy 2 get 1 free orange juice.

“She managed to mash the splitting bag against her thigh as soon as she saw the tear, but could only handle a few more steps before everything spiraled out of control”.

A rival shopper at the supermarket whom has previously missed out on several ‘quick sale’ kebabs due to Melanie’s aggressive purchasing, suggested that “maybe she should get her groceries delivered if she’s not up to it”.

Melanie refused to provide further comment.

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