Following many years of having clients look away from him uncomfortably or snicker behind his back, Justin Case (38) has finally decided to do something about it.
“It’s pretty embarrassing now that I think about it” said Justin, who has been a plumber for nearly two decades.
“Most blokes in my line of work tend to show a bit more than some people would like from time to time, but I’m glad to say those days are now behind me…so to speak”.
Justin has elected not to simply buy better fitting pants, longer shirts, or a functional belt, but instead had all hair removed from the formerly offensive area.
It appears to be paying dividends already, with an increase in his Facebook page star rating from 3.2 out of 5, to 4.6 in just over a month, along with numerous positive comments:
“I usually avert my eyes when a plumber even hints that they might be about to bend over, but with Justin I don’t want to miss a second of it”
“Cracking service all-round from Justin if you know what I mean ;)”
“Never before have I seen a such a resplendent gluteal cleft”
And these are just some of the reviews that were deemed safe for work.
With his income rising far higher than his denim shorts, Justin admits to a little cheekiness in order to showcase his now magnificent ‘bum cleavage’.
“Yeah look some may say it’s not necessary to bend over when working on overhead pipes, or that maybe I ‘accidentally’ drop my tools so I have to pick them up again a little too often, but nothing gives me more pride than looking around to see a big smile after one of my customers has caught an eyeful of my pristine crack”.
If your pipes need some attention, we recommend booking while Justin still has an opening available.
