“I couldn’t see anyone else I knew, so greeting Jane was the only available choice"
Growing weary of the numerous men flirting with her, Tash (26) has taken some sage advice from a friend, and started wearing a phoney engagement ring.
An IT worker began eating his takeaway container of lamb vindaloo and rice during what turned out to be an eighteen second elevator ride to the third level of his office building, it has emerged.
An idiotic South Australian man named Derek, has recently had a small portion of rare roast beef framed in glass to ‘maximise profits’.
The tweet is understood to have completely obliterated Iran’s Twitter infrastructure, neutralising their ability to retaliate.
“I didn’t see one Mexican get past it the whole time, not one, those guys really know what they’re doing”