An idiotic South Australian man named Derek, has recently had a small portion of rare roast beef framed in glass to ‘maximise profits’.
“The valuer at the supermarket told me it’s the rarest piece he’s ever had available” said the smug Derek, almost certainly referring to his butcher.
Derek’s optimism was seemingly confirmed when the professional framer he hired said that “no one has ever brought anything like this into my shop in over 40 years”.
Despite costing him only $3.87 on the day of purchase, Derek fully expects the value of the undercooked meat to increase to the tens of thousands over the next decade, and has plans to “dazzle those wankers on Antiques Roadshow”.
