Woman Fails To Carry Full Carload Of Groceries To The Kitchen In One Trip
It appears that father time is finally catching up with 33-year-old, Melanie, after an unsuccessful attempt to bring in all of her shopping with a single effort.
Audi Drivers Furious About Release Of ‘Tiny Penis’ Emoji
“Not that it’s true…if anything, driving an Audi proves you have an enormous penis"
Mum Has Been Preparing For Plastic Bag Ban Her Entire Life
"They say it can take a thousand years for the environment to break down a plastic bag, but I'm confident my family's supply will last much longer than that"
Investigation Finds Drone Fishing Chair Still Safer Than Tiger Air
“While that’s not exactly a high standard, seriously mate, did you see that guy? What a bloody mad dog!"
George R.R. Martin Spotted Umpiring At Wimbledon To Avoid Writing The Winds Of Winter
“He’ll literally do anything to avoid writing the book, and he’s got so much pull around the world that he can make his ridiculous excuses a reality"