Growing weary of the numerous men flirting with her, Tash (26) has taken some sage advice from a friend, and started wearing a phoney engagement ring.
An idiotic South Australian man named Derek, has recently had a small portion of rare roast beef framed in glass to ‘maximise profits’.
An IT worker began eating his takeaway container of lamb vindaloo and rice during what turned out to be an eighteen second elevator ride to the third level of his office building, it has emerged.
“I couldn’t see anyone else I knew, so greeting Jane was the only available choice"
“Like anyone, thieves need income, so my client scouted out some opportunities for work in the area”
“I’ve seen other people be so cavalier with their USB drives, and they never seem to have any problems”