Jason Patton (29) claims he has been eating cereal from the ripe old age of four, and for as long as he can remember, he’s begun the consumption well before reaching his seat.
“Sometimes I wish I had the time to wait until I was sitting comfortably on the couch in front of the TV before I start eating, but I’m too busy for that” Jason explained to Seems Legit.
Despite often having cereal as a snack or quick dinner during the 6 hours of Netflix he puts in after work most nights, the seconds saved getting started early are apparently critical.
It’s not just that he has a jam-packed schedule though, Jason also believes the early spoonful is essential to his fight against the great injustice of sogginess.
“You never know exactly how long you’ve got before it transfers from delicious crispy cereal to a disgusting pool of soggy mush.
“And you can’t tell what other curve balls are going to be thrown at you.
“Maybe something gross comes onto the TV, or an ad, so I have to suddenly stop eating and change it before I continue. I certainly can’t eat without watching something!”
“I guess that’s just the way I live my life. I’m organised, always striving for maximum efficiency, and ready to tackle whatever life throws at me”.
Seems Legit understands that the Kmart Customer Greeter managed to finish today’s bowl without incident, and Jason will return to his important role tomorrow.