“Yeah, there’s really not much to do when it gets cleaned every day so we do like to mess with them a bit”
“Not that it’s true…if anything, driving an Audi proves you have an enormous penis"
A recent study has found that tailgating can get you to work more than a full second faster than driving normally.
A TAFE student of Irish ancestry has taken exception to the mispronunciation of her name during a lecturer’s roll call, it has emerged.
Witnesses told Seems Legit that he then made a series of awkward screaming noises as he attempted to cool the food with his breath while it was still in his open mouth.
“He’s really proud of how he’s protected Australia from the dangerous children who pose such a threat to our way of life”