2 Office Cleaners Somehow Close Off Toilets On All 3 Floors At Once
“Yeah, there’s really not much to do when it gets cleaned every day so we do like to mess with them a bit”
Investigation Finds Drone Fishing Chair Still Safer Than Tiger Air
“While that’s not exactly a high standard, seriously mate, did you see that guy? What a bloody mad dog!"
Top Bloke Butcher Wipes Off Cost For Extra 13 Grams Of Ham
A supermarket butcher has been a bright spark in the otherwise depressing life of Andy (37) after not charging him for a very small amount of extra meat with his order.
Slow Witted Man Needs To Pause ‘Reading Bits’ In Movies
A night of ‘Netflix and chill’ has gone horribly wrong for Connor (27) after it became apparent he needs to pause the text parts of films because otherwise they disappear before he’s finished reading them.
Boomer Spends Hours Complaining To Internet Company For Wasting His Time
A former small business owner has unleashed a tirade of abuse on his internet provider, due to what appears to have been a fairly minor inconvenience.