Millions of Australians have very recently discovered that soccer is a really pointless game that they have no interest in watching or hearing about.
It’s believed that this collective realisation was made in the very early hours of Wednesday morning, and is unrelated to the Socceroos being eliminated from the 2018 World Cup.
“Toughen up and play a real sport mate, soccer is for soft pansy wankers” said one man who definitely wouldn’t have bothered staying up until 2am watching the Socceroos’ final game of the tournament.
“Also, that first goal was clearly offside. We were robbed!” he said.
Seems Legit understands that the main reasons why Australians definitely don’t like soccer include, unnecessary diving that never happens in other types of football, poor use of replays with decision making, and unbearably annoying commentators.
