New Neighbour Ingratiates Himself By Moving In At 5am On Sunday

New Neighbour

Neighbourhood relations are off to a great start, after Rob (29) began a particularly noisy move into his new unit before sunrise this weekend.

Witnesses told Seems Legit that the whole complex was woken up by the soothing sounds of two idiots loudly debating the best angle to cram a king-sized bed through the front door.

“I really appreciate it” said Stephanie, a surgeon who lives next door and will now be working off four hours less sleep as she attempts to save lives today.

“I had an alarm set for later, but I don’t need that anymore so I guess it saves battery power on my phone”.

Stephanie was then trying to make the most of the early start Rob decided she should have by going out for breakfast, only to find her car blocked by Rob’s mate’s van.

“He said he’d move it after they finish the first load in an hour or two and have to go back to pick up more stuff anyway, so that was kind of him.

“I’m also not at all concerned that my new neighbour is friends with a guy who owns the kind of van that would prompt calls to police if it was ever sighted near a school”.

Seems Legit later caught up with Rob to find out why it was necessary to start so early on a Sunday.

“Just trying to beat the heat mate” said the new neighbour, on a day with an expected maximum of 23 degrees.

“They should be used to the early starts anyway, I only got morning appointments on weekends when the kitchen was being torn apart and rebuilt over the last few months as well”.

Despite the recent disturbances, Stephanie is confident that once Rob has finished moving in, she’ll get back the peace and quiet she needs.

“After meeting him I’m pretty sure there won’t be much noise coming from his bedroom”.