With Russia seemingly on the brink of war with the neighbouring Ukraine, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has decided enough is enough.
“Putin’s gone too far this time” bellowed the angry PM.
“If you want to rig elections and assassinate anyone who opposes you, fine! But when you threaten to undercut retailers, big Scotty is going to have to get involved.
“If there’s one thing you don’t do as a leader, it’s undercut businesses. That’s why I refused to give people free RATs even though it sent poor, infectious people all over the community.
“Battling Aussie retailers like Gerry Harvey bought maps and globes in good faith that will be worthless if the Ukraine is absorbed into Russia.
“They’ll have to redo every map currently available to buy all over the world.
“Given how many millions we needed to give Gerry through Jobkeeper, he and others like him must be really struggling.
“You have to wonder what goes through the head of a man like Putin, who’d be willing to commit such an atrocity on the retail sector.
“He’s clearly gone mad with power and we can’t stand for it”.
Seems Legit understands that Scomo has already directed the Australian Navy to send the nuclear submarines they ordered last year to the Ukraine as soon as they’re ready, which is expected to be around 2040.
Meanwhile, a number of Australian dads have stated that the Russian Putin really needs to slow down with this war stuff as “there’s no rush mate”.
