The driver of a luxury 4WD capable of handling savage off-road terrain, recently elected to slow down far more than required to negotiate a series of very minor speed bumps.
Witnesses have told Seems Legit that this questionable choice wasn’t well received by the Commodore driver directly behind him.
“F$#& *&%$ c$#& move ya $%#@ p&%# yuppie &*$# #&$% can’t drive *$%# w#*%*& rich c&%$ f%#$” the man allegedly yelled out his window while honking 19 times.
An elderly woman keeping pace with the Range Rover as she walked her overweight Corgi, informed us that the driver of the three hundred thousand dollar suburban tank was undeterred by this somewhat justified diatribe.
He apparently seemed almost unaware of the existence and concerns of other humans in this world, while humming along to James Blunt.
Not everyone was displeased though, with a cyclist wearing official orange lycra from the 2004 ‘Bike for Body Odour Awareness’ charity event, taking advantage of the almost stationary vehicles.
“I was able to overtake the 12 or so cars that had only just managed to get around me, so they’ll have the difficulty and annoyance of doing it again” said the heroic cyclist.
“Even after the Range Rover turned, with that extra delay I managed to slither through them all at the lights to repeat the process. It’s been a good day”.
